On the verge of a much anticipated weekend down on Lake Norris every guy is asking himself one question....How many calories am I going to put away at this bachelor party? Well Chris Wiedmar is no exception so I decided to do a little math for him. I put together a rough estimate of the food and beverages that will be consumed during a typical guys trip to the lake.
ON THE LAKE:
-6 Cheeseburgers: 2,700
-8 Hot dogs: 2,856
-Bag of Ruffles: 1,190
-3 Liter of Faygo: 1,641
-1 Liter of Bacardi O: 2,244
-27 Bud Heavys: 3,996
-11 Shots of Tequila: 1,067
-8 ounces of Margarita Mix: 200
IN KNOXVILLE:
-10 Cranberry and Vodkas: 1,700
-Strip Club Mixed Nuts: 174
-6 White Castle Cheeseburgers: 1,020
-White Castle Cheese Fries: 410
-White Castle Chicken Rings: 530
-10 White Castle Mozzis:1,470
-Large Big Red: -459 (the birdman will be calling dinosaurs with one sip of big red which will take calories out of his body, this will be the healthiest thing he does all weekend.)
BREAKFAST ON THE WAY HOME:
-2 McDonalds Hash Browns: 300
-McDonalds Hot Cakes w/ Syrup: 700
-Mcdonalds Sausage Egg McMuffin: 450
-Large Coke: 310
Caloric Intake: 22,519
Facts:
*Chris' breakfast on monday will have less than half the calories then his drunken grubfest in the knoxville white castle.
*There are 3,150 calories in 90 Totinos' Pizza Rolls
*Through out the trip Chris' average daily caloric intake will be around 7,500; normally his daily caloric intake should be around 2600-2800 calories.
*Mozzis are dope.
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